*Two friends were hanging out in a Western bar. One decided to try the Bucking Bronco machine. He managed to hang on for 10 minutes.
His buddy was impressed. “Wow!” he exclaimed, “That was sure something!”
“It was easy,” his friend said modestly. “I get lots of practice. My wife’s an epileptic.”
*Billy Bob goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, but isn’t fully convinced. The store assistant assures him they work and closes the deal.
On his way home, Billy Bob puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in the street naked.
He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on.
Puts the glasses back on… everyone is naked! “Cool!”
As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife but can’t find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and the postman, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they’re still naked.
“Damn,” says Billy Bob. “I just paid fifty bucks for these and they’re already broken!”