This one’s not exactly topical anymore, but it got me.
A husband and wife were watching the news on television: The devastation at the World Trade Center; the videos of different countries around the world crying with Americans over the events of the past few weeks; reporters updating and attempting to analyze political strategy; President Bush making speeches.
The wife turns to the husband and says,
“I’m so thankful that Bush is our President. He is doing such a wonderful job.”
The husband turns to the wife and says,
“Shut up, Tipper!”