I Can’t Breathe! Here, Have A Needle

There are so many “major medical breakthroughs” nowadays that I hardly pay attention anymore, but if this one works like they’re saying it does, talk about a game changer! A team of researchers at Boston Children’s Hospital has developed injectable microparticles that it says can oxygenate the blood of people who aren’t breathing, keeping them […]

German Court Cuts Off Religious Circumcisions

I’m not entirely sure how I should feel about this. A German court has ruled that circumcising young boys on religious grounds amounts to bodily harm even if parents consent to the procedure. Cologne state court said the child’s right to physical integrity trumps freedom of religion and parents’ rights, German news agency dapd reported […]

Fools Argue Over Kool-Aid Just Like Moms Depend On It

There really ought to be some sort of IQ requirement attached to gun ownership. A quick test to weed out the type of people who would use their firearms for downright ridiculous purposes, such as settling arguments over who makes the best Kool-Aid. The two suspects were in front of an abandoned school on Tuesday […]

Hot Like Wasabi When I Bust…You In The Face With Your Jeans

You really can make a weapon out of just about anything. In this case, we’re dealing in wasabi covered designer pants. A 22-year-old college student was arrested for attacking his girlfriend with her $200 designer jeans that he covered with wasabi sauce. John McGuinness, a student at Springfield College in Massachusetts, doused his girlfriend’s jeans […]

What Time Is It? I Don’t Know, But It’s Not Time To Take That Police Station Clock

One thing about master criminals, or any criminals really. they never know when enough is enough. Take Dennis W. Baugham and Michael A. Marquez, for example. The pair made off with a shopping cart and a whack of new camping gear from a nearby store, but forgot the don’t draw attention to yourself rule that […]