Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
*Two friends were hanging out in a Western bar. One decided to try the Bucking Bronco machine. He managed to hang on for 10 minutes. His buddy was impressed. “Wow!” he exclaimed, “That was sure something!” “It was easy,” his friend said modestly. “I get lots of practice. My wife’s an epileptic.” *Billy Bob goes …
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A man had been feeling sick for several days. Finally he decided to try a new doctor who had just moved into town. After hearing the man’s symptoms and listening to his belly with a stethoscope the doctor told him that he had a tapeworm. “Oh, that sounds bad. How can I get rid of …
Anybody who remembers the days of the most disgusting joke contest will probably appreciate this one. A wino walks into a bar one day and starts begging for drinks. One of the patrons tells him he’ll buy the old sot a drink, but first he has to take a drink from the spittoon over in …
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists — 2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you …
*Q: What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? A: Drowning. *Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an altar boy. *Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was taken. *Q. What’s the definition of a mixed feeling? A. Watching your …
I could have sworn I posted this one years ago, but the site search and Carin’s memory say I’m wrong, so here it is now. Completely useless trivia note: I’m pretty sure this is the first joke I ever saw on the internet that made me laugh out loud. This bloke walks into the poshest …
I just finished a really nice dinner, and this is about the furthest thing from what I needed to see. Burger King wants to lure customers this summer with a barbecue party — and a bacon sundae. The world’s second biggest hamburger chain on Thursday is launching several pork, beef and chicken sandwiches as limited …
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It’s been a good week for taco-related violence. There was the incident from yesterday, and now this. Police were summoned to the Taco Bell by workers who reported that a “white male in a white truck struck” the eatery’s entrance and then fled the scene. Cops tracked a fluid trail leaking from the vehicle to …
Somebody posted this on Twitter for some reason, I laughed at it, and now I’m sharing it with you. It’s one of those things I can imagine our friend Greg and I doing. John Mulaney – Salt and Pepper Diner
Alternate title: Roger Stephens Goes To The Movies. Yong Hyun Kim and his girlfriend just wanted a pleasant time out. But some little punks were not going to have that, and set about ruining his Titanic in 3-D experience by loudly talking, running around and throwing popcorn at him when he asked them to settle …
