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Let this be a lesson to you. Never, under any circumstances, fuck over the taco stand guy. Police said a 17-year-old man canceled his taco order when he realized he was late for school. The 19-year-old man followed the teen and tried to run him over with his truck, police said. When he missed him, …
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I want to take a quick second to write this down, because I can’t believe I’m saying it. Wrestling fans. If you find yourself with limited time and need to make a choice between watching WWE or TNA, choose TNA without hesitation. Seriously. Shitcanning Vince Russo in favour of people with a clue has done …
This stuff really shouldn’t amaze me anymore. The legal system is about half past broken, has been for a long time. So maybe it’s not just the suit attempt itself I’m amazed by, but rather that the courts got it right with what seems to be uncharacteristic ease. Kyle Best ploughed his truck into a …
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Oh…god…brain…melting…can’t…handle…the…stupid! Perhaps you’ve heard of Pastor Charles L. Worley of the Providence Road Baptist Church in North Carolina. But if like me you hadn’t until now, here’s a quick video you can use to learn all you need to know about him in 2 minutes. Yes, that really is a man advocating caging lesbians, “queers …
Our aim isn’t to get you addicted to anything you’re not already on, but this sort of thing is fun sometimes. So if you’ve been thinking about experimenting with something new, there’s now a “Which Drug is For You?” quiz you can take. Just answer a few simple questions and the system will spit you …
This is pretty interesting. It seems that in spite of how rare computers are and how dangerous it is to even think about possessing media not created or approved by the State, North Koreans are figuring out how to file share. The report, titled A Quiet Opening surveyed North Korean refugees and those who managed …
I heard about this a few days ago, but didn’t get a chance to write it down. Ray Bradbury dies at 91. I had read quite a few of his short stories, some of them creepy, some of them neat, some of them made you think about colonization and automation and machines in different ways. …
No, I’m not talking to our Steve. It’s the title of a video about our not so dear prime minister Stephen Harper. Next time you hear someone saying they’re going to vote Harper, just send them to this video. I think she did a fine job summing up his track record, complete with quotes from …
We at Vomit Comet World HQ would like to take this moment to note the death of a man who is a hero to millions, possibly more. that man is Eugene Polley, inventor of the television remote control. He recently passed away of natural causes at the age of 96. In 1955, if you wanted …
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*”Heather, I bought you a plane for Christmas,” Paul McCartney told his wife. “How sweet,” Heather replied. “But I’ll still need a Lady Norelco for the other leg.” *”Hey, go easy on those fucking candies!” –A Jewish pedophile after luring a young boy into his car. *A man goes into a pet store and asks …
