A Cute Little Guide Dog Song/Video

I warn anyone who has an ear for music, they might want to run screaming from the video I’m about to put up.

But I couldn’t resist. Some guide dog instructors got cute and made a video called I’m Your Guide Dog, So Trust Me Baby. You know, Call Me Maybe? Trust Me Baby? Har? Apparently the images are adorable, and I love the words, but holy mother! I think they sang separately, and then someone glued the vocal track into the music without, ya know, checking if their singing and the tune were in the neighbourhood of the same key.

But ah, what are ya gonna do? It’s an adorable song…and well, shows how much of a rollercoaster I’m riding. I started laughing, then my musical ear revolted, and then…as I listened to the words…I started to bawl. Bawl? Yes. A fun cute little song made this fragile human being bawl.

So, if you can get past the key mismatch, Here’s “I’m Your Guide Dog, Trust Me Baby.”

Hmmm…should I write out the lyrics so you don’t have to endure the torture of listening to slow musical death? Oh the things I do for you people.

I was raised from a pup, to walk and keep my head up, know when to go when to stop, so I can guide your way,
The kennel wait was so long, I’d trade my soul for a kong, but one day you came along, and now I’ll guied your way.
My fur is shiny, big ears, tail ain’t tiny, pink tongue, scratch my hiney, I’m so glad you came to find me

Hey, you just met me, and this is crazy, but I’m your guide dog, so trust me baby.
Hey, grab the handle, there’s no maybe, cause I’m your guide dog, so trust me baby.
Hey, you just met me, and this is crazy, but I’m your guide dog, so trust me baby.
And when we cross the street, it don’t phase me, cause I’m your guide dog, so trust me baby.

So our first walk wasn’t grand, see it’s like learning to dance, come on and give me a chance, and I will guied your way.
And now with me at your side, You will learn how to glide, hold your head up with pride, and I will guide your way
My fur is shiny, big ears, tail ain’t tiny, wet nose, scratch my hiney, I’m so glad you came to find me

Hey, you just met me, and this is crazy, but I’m your guide dog, so trust me baby.
Here, I stand at your side, when you need me, and I’ll stay hoping that you’ll soon feed me.
Hey, you just met me, and this is crazy, but I’m your guide dog, so trust me baby.
and I’m so happy when you praise me, I work for your love, so give it daily.

Now that you came into my life you make me so glad, you make me so glad, you make me so so glad
Now that you came into my life you make me so glad, and you should know that, you make me so so glad.

I’ll work for you in any weather, we’ll get there safely, forward together.
Hey, you just met me, and this is crazy, but I’m your guide dog, so trust me baby.
And when the sidewalk curves, just stay with me, and throw your cane out, now you walk freely.

I am more than just a dog, I am your best friend, and your companion, I am your best best friend
I am more than just a dog, I am your eyes too, and I love you, so trust me baby.

Yes, that made me cry. So enjoy, or run screaming, or maybe look at me like I’ve completely and utterly lost my marbles.