What The Heck Are Camel Toads? Are They Dangerous?

Clearly I need to start reading newspaper advice columns again. This amazing question actually ran in the Ask Leslie column in the Hays, Kansas Daily News in June of 2005. If you don’t believe me, take it up with Randy from This Is True. And while you’re there, subscribe to everything he offers. Now where …

Some Thoughts on Christmas Eve

Holy crap it’s Christmas Eve and I’m actually at my computer. That never happens…ever I don’t think. So I figured I’d write a big rambling something or other. It’s been a busy season of Christmas stuff, but it still feels like it somehow snuck up on us. We’ve already taken a trip back to Guelph …

We’re All A Little Safer Today Thanks To The Harper Government’s Tough On Charity Agenda

Reasons the Harper government sucks, number…oh man, this is getting to be way too many digits. They’re just the worst. Now and then, with approval, prison inmates were spending their own money to order pizza and chicken from local restaurants. They were being charged extra for the privilege, and a large portion of that extra …

Happy Birthday To…Me!

Yes, it really is that time again. I have no idea where the hell this year went but I’ll be honest, I’m glad it’s going. For a lot of people (myself included), 2012 has bitten it pretty hard. I didn’t almost die like in 2011, but that doesn’t mean people close to me didn’t or …

‘Twas The Evening Prior To A Celebration Of Marketing And Religion

I have no idea who wrote this, but my god is it awesome. ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual yuletide celebration, and throughout our domicile, kinetic activity was not in evidence among the possessors of this potential, including that species of domestic rodent known as mus musculus. Hosiery was meticulously …