Laura Safe was merrily texting away, lum dee dum dee doo, texting as she went down the stairs, lum dee dum dee doo…until…sploosh! Into the icy canal she went. She was completely submerged and had to be rescued by some passers by…and probably felt like a total idiot and lucky to be rescued.
Now she says she won’t text anymore. Is that because she’s terrified, or because it’ll be a while before she can afford a new cellphone? I doubt her current model is up to the challenge of doing much.