I’d Only Planned On Playing With One Toy While I Was In Here, But Thanks For The Helicopter

Haven’t seen one of these in a little while. Authorities arrested Jason Vickery, 23, on burglary and larceny charges. ┬áDeputies say he broke into a home on Atlantic View in St. Augustine. Vickery told police he got into the home through an unlocked door. ┬áHe told investigators he went upstairs to masturbate in the bathroom […]

Some Words For Jays Fans And Happy 30th Birthday, Lee Elia Flipping His Lid

So yeah. That stuff I said yesterday about heading outside to watch the Jays not get swept? It didn’t happen. The outside part happened and it was nice, but the fuckin’ Jays lost again. Worse yet, they lost a game they had won. That’s baseball though, I suppose. I guess it’s all sports really. the […]

Stop Eatin’ And Abusin’ Those Energy Drinks, You Fat Bastard

If you listen to most of your Blue Jays games on the Fan like I do, you’ve probably heard those Harvey Brooker Weight Loss For Men commercials. We (especially Carin) have more to say about him whenever we actually do audio again, but right now I’d just like to point out that even after however […]