What Kind Of Kool-Aid Pairs Best With Police Car?

Nimrods calling 911 to ask that things such as burgers, Kool-Aid and weed be delivered to them is at the point where it’s pretty much not weird anymore. No, not even if said nimrod calls 911 nearly 100 times. But fortunately, now and then you meet a guy like Jarvis Sutton who’s willing to do …

Why Spam Comments Look So Ridiculous

A question I hear a lot is why does email and comment spam look the way it does? I’ll admit, I never had a perfect answer. Poor automatic translations is the best I’ve come up with, and while there’s certainly got to be some truth to that (Have you ever tried to use Google Translate …

I’d Only Planned On Playing With One Toy While I Was In Here, But Thanks For The Helicopter

Haven’t seen one of these in a little while. Authorities arrested Jason Vickery, 23, on burglary and larceny charges. ┬áDeputies say he broke into a home on Atlantic View in St. Augustine. Vickery told police he got into the home through an unlocked door. ┬áHe told investigators he went upstairs to masturbate in the bathroom …

For At Least Four Games, The Leafs Are In The Playoffs!

The Leafs are in the playoffs. No, future self skimming archives looking for things, you did not get that wrong. they’re in. for real. The last time this happened this place was less than a year old. This October it turns 10. So it’s been a long wait. and what has that long wait gotten …

Some Words For Jays Fans And Happy 30th Birthday, Lee Elia Flipping His Lid

So yeah. That stuff I said yesterday about heading outside to watch the Jays not get swept? It didn’t happen. The outside part happened and it was nice, but the fuckin’ Jays lost again. Worse yet, they lost a game they had won. That’s baseball though, I suppose. I guess it’s all sports really. the …

Stop Eatin’ And Abusin’ Those Energy Drinks, You Fat Bastard

If you listen to most of your Blue Jays games on the Fan like I do, you’ve probably heard those Harvey Brooker Weight Loss For Men commercials. We (especially Carin) have more to say about him whenever we actually do audio again, but right now I’d just like to point out that even after however …

Tansy Updates, The First Installment

I haven’t written in a while, and I’ve amassed a holy hell pile of post ideas. Seriously, I’ll be busy for a while. So, let’s start with the stuff people are probably drooling for the most, Tansy updates. The short version is Tansy is doing amazing. In fact sometimes it blows my mind. I have …

Maybe He’s Not Really Dead. He Might Be Playing Possum

Just heard the news that George Jones has died. He was 81. Considering some of the stories that have come out about him over the years, that’s kind of impressive. Even when I was a little kid who didn’t care much at all for country music, I had to admit that I liked George. If …