Good: Your 2-year-old child is out in the yard on a lovely Sunday afternoon, happily playing and sipping on some lemonade.
Not so good: Your 2-year-old child is found wandering down the road on a Sunday afternoon. He’s not wearing any shoes or socks and he’s got a bottle of hard lemonade in each hand.
That one will get you some jail time, especially if you’re “intoxicated and uncooperative” as this Minnesota father is said to have been.
To his credit, dad did call to report the little guy missing a couple of hours after he had been found and taken to police by a couple from out of town, so he’s got that going for him, at least.
The boy was taken to stay with his mother, who doesn’t live with dad. Shocking.