I’d Only Planned On Playing With One Toy While I Was In Here, But Thanks For The Helicopter

Haven’t seen one of these in a little while.

Authorities arrested Jason Vickery, 23, on burglary and larceny charges.  Deputies say he broke into a home on Atlantic View in St. Augustine.

Vickery told police he got into the home through an unlocked door.  He told investigators he went upstairs to masturbate in the bathroom when he found a remote control helicopter.  Vickery said he found some batteries and started playing with the helicopter.  He also ate a salad that he brought with him, according to detectives.

Nice of him to bring his own dinner, at least.

He went on to tell police that when he heard voices outside, he ran back to the bathroom to play with what he came to play with in the first place rather than simply running away. He didn’t say why this was, but I think at least one clue may lie in what officers found on him when he finally left the house and was arrested.

Police confiscated a bag full of marijuana, other drug paraphernalia, a wig, a towel and a pouch of chewing tobacco.

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