No, Steve Did Not Unfollow You. His Twitter Is Just Suspended For Some Reason

Since at least one of our mutual acquaintances has already asked Carin if he’s angered Steve, a quick note for everyone I follow on Twitter. No, I did not unfollow you. In fact I’ve hardly even looked at Twitter today, so nobody has earned themselves a good ‘ol unfollowin’ yet. For reasons I’m trying to …

Alligator Guy, Alligator Guy, One Bit Me On The Arm And One Bit Me On The Eye

Not that there’s always a whole lot of it to question, but I often find myself questioning the logic of people who run from the police. For starters, you’re probably not going to get away, so why go to all the trouble? And when they do catch you, that takedown is going to suck, there’s …

The Money Is Fake, But The Trouble He’s In Isn’t

Here’s a stupid idea. You’re in the courthouse. Based on the amount of money you find yourself having to part with, it seems a reasonable assumption that your time there may not be going as well as you had hoped. Faced with this reality, I can only imagine the thought process of Fernando Costa went …

Deer Crossing Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means

My sister sent me this Please Move The Deer Crossing video a while ago, but I kept forgetting about it and losing it among the far too many messages in my completely ridiculous inbox. Part of the reason is that I was sure it had to be a fake. Her description made it sound like …

Those Paint Fumes Will Get You Every Time

Wow. According to this police report, Travis Mark Layton had himself quite the day at work for some reason. According to an incident report from Lilburn police, Layton was at the Sherwin-Williams store with a male coworker Thursday when he “attempted to give (the coworker) a hug.” He was rebuffed several times before attempting to …

No Buddy, You’re Supposed To Be Guarding Us, Not Him!

Does anybody care to take a stab at explaining the story of Jason McDaniel? Best I can tell, he’s part burglar, part murderer and part dog whisperer. “He was standing there with the refrigerator door open and feeding their dog, Buddy, some pudding,” assistant police chief Dan Reierson told the Wanatchee World newspaper. McDaniel casually …