Boy, Are These Jewels Ever Heavy. I’ve Gotta Lie Down

We’ve seen stories of burglars falling asleep on the job before, but this is a little bit different.

Domonique Pinkard and Julian Evangelist broke into a house intending to take things. While Evangelist ran off with a TV, some clothes and various other items, Pinkard managed only to pocket a few hundred dollars worth of jewelry before sacking out on the couch, where he was eventually discovered by the returning homeowner.

Some friend Evangelist turned out to be, not even bothering to rouse his pal for the getaway.

So why did Pinkard get so sleepy anyway?

Investigators say Pinkard told them he’d been “working hard all day and he just needed to sit down for a moment, and evidently, he fell asleep,” according to WESH.

Pinkard and the only slightly more difficult to apprehend Evangelist were both jailed on charges of burglary and grand theft.

In an amusing side note, the home these two geniuses robbed was on a street known as Winners Circle. Safe to assume it was anything but one of those that night.

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