Stick On Stick Crime

So yeah…this is pretty gross. Enjoy your next pizza, everyone. Is there much food aside from pizza that pepperoni is useful for?

State police arrested 41 year old John Allison of 8614 Route 11.

Investigators said Allison rubbed a packaged stick of pepperoni on his exposed penis inside the Hannaford store at the St. Lawrence Plaza.

Police said he then put the food back on the store shelf.

The incident was caught on tape, so unless the Rodney King jury is somehow involved we aren’t dealing with much of a who done it here.

Allison was charged with public lewdness and fourth-degree criminal mischief. The second charge is because the store couldn’t sell the defiled pepperoni, proving that there’s at least one difference between the grocery business and the restaurant business.

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