Here’s a fun little quiz to test your knowledge of celebrity children, computer viruses or in my case, neither. I only scored 45%, which says a lot about…something. I guess I shouldn’t feel too badly, though. The average is only 52%. CELEBRITY BABY NAME OR COMPUTER VIRUS?
Remember years ago when we started hearing all about how biometrics like fingerprint and eye scanners were going to be the unbreakable security of the future? If you’re like me, your first thought wasn’t that’s pretty neat. It was more like how long is it going to be until somebody loses a finger or 2 […]
Thank you for solving a few mysteries for me, Mental Floss. The Real People and Events Mentioned in 11 Hit Songs Thanks to this, The Weight finally makes a little more sense. Although the mention of Nazareth in the opening line has led many listeners to believe the song has Biblical allusions, the town being […]
So here’s one of the more embarrassingly stupid and useless things I’ve happened to catch on the news in a while. Not only is the hot weather a major story on the *local* newscast as if anybody living in the area is going to be caught completely off guard by it should they fail to […]
Since nobody really bothered to cover this, I feel it is my duty to let you know that there will be new iPhones in a few days. A few things from the article stick out. The new cheaper 5C, how much better is it than what’s currently available? Considering that my iPhone 4 still does […]
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. “Nice legs,” I said. The girl giggled and said with a smile, “You really think so?” “Definitely!” I replied. Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
The Arrogant Worms, who you should learn to love if you don’t already love them, have started a crowdfunding campaign to help pay for their next album. It’s been up for a while already and looks like it’s doing pretty well ($4,527 of the $6,000 goal already raised as of this writing with 49 days […]
I was banging this sweet MILF over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. “It’s my husband,” she said! “Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have ran. But you don’t get offers like that every day.
Bahram Sadeghi has made one of the better prank phone calls of the past several years. The other day he got an email, and he permanently deleted it totally by accident. He’d really like to get it back, but not even the people at “the internet shop” can recover it. But since it’s such an […]
I didn’t get to see much of the AWA when I was growing up, so until now I was sadly unaware of the existence of this get to know Nord the Barbarian skit. Unlike most of today’s wrestling comedy written by the rooms full of Hollywood types employed by WWE, this is actually funny. Part […]