There isn’t a whole lot to take away from this story, but what there is is important.
Remember, you can be robbed anywhere at any time. Including, as of last weekend, while you’re sitting on a porta-potty.
A woman using a porta-potty at Harmony Square was robbed Sunday, police say.
The woman was using the porta-potty when a man opened the door, struck her and then stole her purse.
How has nobody thought to do this sooner? It’s not like the person is in a position to fight back or run after you. Have you ever tried running with your pants around your ankles? Actually never mind. I’m sure some of you have. We’ve probably written about it, come to think of it.