Massages And Pregnancies

Here’s how awake I’m not. I just got an email advertising a deal on “massage packages,” and for a minute I was like wait, they’re allowed to sell package massages?

So yeah, have another joke. I think that’s the safest thing to do.

A young Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, “I’m pregnant.”

“How did this happen, my child?”

“I think it must be the second coming,” she said.

The priest, shocked by this reply, asked, “What makes you think this has anything to do with the Second Coming?”

“Because,” she replied, “I swallowed the first one.”

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