Right now I’m going through a bunch of old email since even after an entire pot of tea, I don’t feel like I’m quite awake enough to tackle anything that involves any kind of serious writing thought or reading comprehension. Side note: Oldest email I have at the moment is dated March 8th, 2012. That’s not as bad as it sounds, because it wasn’t terribly long ago that I was digging up jokes from 2010.
Side note 2: JAWS reading these wacky Italian accents almost always makes me laugh.
As an old Italian man is dying, he calls his grandson to his bedside.
“Guido, I wan’ you lissina me,” he says. “I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa,” he replies, I really don’t like guns…How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos.”
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man. “Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘time’s up'”?