Behold! A Good Justin Timberlake Song!

This is from the soundtrack to a movie called “Inside Llewyn Davis” and yes, it is seriously by that Justin Timberlake. It’s also really, really good. Not make me overlook how much I can’t stand the rest of his output and become a giant fanboy good, but he’s a hell of a folk singer. If …

Yay! You Said Something! Booooooo! You Said Something!

Have you ever tried to watch Question Period? Have you ever thought that doing so might be quite a bit less insufferable if everyone wasn’t constantly hooting, hollering, clapping and pounding on the tables like a bunch of retarded, boozed up, blowhard doucheraisins? Me too. And we’re not alone. So not alone that somewhere out …

The Movies Of My Life, Part 1: What Did You See First

As promised in the last post, here’s Gill. Think back to when you were small, or maybe not. You may or may not remember your first trip to the movie theater. It might have been as a tag-a-long with an older sibling to see Star Wars. Maybe it was a glimmer of happiness during tough …

Happy CFL Sunday Because CFL Football Is The Best Football

Before we get to Gill’s latest contribution, I’d like to take a second to wish you all a happy CFL Division Finals day. Grey cup season is always one of my favourite sports times of the year. When you take the unpredictability of your average CFL football game and combine it with each playoff game …

A Very Late Goodbye To Sean Keane

I was just sitting here, Googling a few comedians who’s names I hadn’t heard in a while to see what they were up to, when I stumbled on something one of them had written about a Sean Keane tribute show. Uh-oh, tribute show? That doesn’t sound good. So I immediately switched my focus to Googling …

In At Least One League, Just Managing To Find The Field Isn’t Good Enough For A Win Anymore

Awesome. Everyone No Longer A Winner In Texas Youth Football League The Keller Youth Association (KYA) football league has decided to do away with trophies for every child who plays. The league director said the board made the decision in order to teach kids that to get awards, they have to go above and beyond just …

Good News: I’ve Finally Seen The Exploding Whale Video. Bad News: Because The Guy Who Blew It Up Died

Back in the 90’s, well before I was doing anything online, I had a few friends who were. And one of the things I clearly remember one of them merrily telling me all about was a video simply known as the Exploding Whale. It sounded awesome. So awesome that I made a mental note to …

Loser! Perdante!

It’s safe to say that Ariel Sinclair didn’t think her cunning plan all the way through. The 23-year-old assistant Rite Aid manager apparently saw an opportunity when she realized that hey, I have access to this here lottery machine and can make it do whatever I want. According to investigators, what she wanted was to …

Discomforting Questions

It’s been a few days since we’ve heard from Gill. So… For visually challenged individuals questions are apart of life. How does this look? Am I too close to something? Where the heck is my other shoe? Our sighted counterparts have questions when they encounter us as well. Some are routine have you been blind …

He Shoots, But If He Could Score He Wouldn’t Be Doing This Kind Of Thing

Ok seriously, what in the actual hell is going on here? Yesterday I mentioned the recent proliferation of tubesnake tales on the site, and woke up this morning thinking that maybe today would be a day where we could talk about something else for awhile. In an attempt to make that happen, I decided to …