When ya Gotta Go, Somebody’s Gonna Need Money

There isn’t a whole lot to take away from this story, but what there is is important. Remember, you can be robbed anywhere at any time. Including, as of last weekend, while you’re sitting on a porta-potty. A woman using a porta-potty at Harmony Square was robbed Sunday, police say. The woman was using the …

This iPad Is Broken. All That Comes Up On The Screen Is A Picture Of Some Idiot

You guys aren’t going to believe this. Yet another person bought an iPad from some dude at a gas station. And wonder of wonders, it wasn’t really an iPad. I know, it’s shocking! This $200 trunk bargain turned out to be a mirror dressed up like an iPad. Victim (I hate using that word in …

Pop Quiz! Who Said The Stupid Thing: Rob Ford Or Mayor Quimby

Michelle sent me another great Rob Ford link. I hope you’ve got your thinking caps on for this one. Since entering public service as a city councilor in 2000, Ford has been known for his odd and improper public behavior and comments, a habit that only got worse after he was elected mayor in 2010. …

Rob Ford: So Much More Than Just An Admited Crack Smoker

So Rob Ford, after lying for as long as possible like he always does, admitted today that yes, he has indeed smoked crack. Naturally this has Twitter going insane, and it’s starting to confuse the Americans. A while ago I sent out a tweet asking CFRB to please stop calling it “shocking” that Rob Ford …

He’d Have Fought The Charges, But He Ran Out Of Things To Leave In The Places Where The Money Would Come From

More robbers than you’d think have made the mistake of filling out an application at a place they’ve held up, and plenty of them have written holdup notes on papers that have their names and addresses on them. But then there’s Troy F. Mitchell, who pulled off the rare feat of doing both in the …

I Thought You Said You Wanted To See Some I.D.I.C.K.

Sometimes I worry that there’s going to come a time when the weird news stories are going to get so over the top that we’ll run out of things to post because we’ll have literally seen everything and won’t be phased by anything anyone throws at us. But then I get completely hung up on …

Tour Of A Strange Dream

I have so many strange ideas for posts. I accumulate them and never get a chance to write them down…and then I barf small random posts because they’re the easiest to get done. So inevitably, I still leave the large, intimidating post ideas for who knows when. Here’s another small one. I mentioned dreaming about …