Run And Spill My Curly Fries, Run And Spill My Curly Fries…

How about a soundtrack?

Good luck getting that out of your head. And the Newsroom 11 intro at the end just made me feel every bit of old that the commercial hadn’t already gotten around to.

Now on to business.

Pretty much immediately, we get a good sense that there’s something not quite right about James Cowan. He went to Arby’s by choice, for god’s sake. Why would anyone do that? The cheese they use on those Beef ‘n Cheddars is cream sludge of the worst degree and I have no idea how people eat it.

But even worse than that, he’s alleged to have gotten entirely too grabby with the drive through lady as he grabbed for his food.

He was kind enough to make himself easy to find though, perhaps because he’s irresistible and he just knew that the Arby’s girl would come looking for him. unfortunately for him, the only ones who came to his door were the police she called.

It started when a female employee at an Arby’s in East Lampeter Township, Lancaster County, called police Wednesday night saying she was groped by a man as she handed over his order at the drive-thru window.
The employee gave police a description of the car, which was found outside a motel less than a mile away.
Authorities said they spotted a trail of Arby’s curly fries and sauce from the vehicle to the room of 36-year-old James Cowan of Fitzgerald, Ga.

He was charged with indecent assault but released on bail. He was scheduled for a court appearance on the 1st of November, but no word on how it went.

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