Duck Duck Smoosh

I wonder if Karie Lindgren was one of the people at the fair years ago who didn’t know what a duck was. That perhaps explains why she recently tried to feed one candy. It does not, however, explain why she became so enraged by the duck’s refusal of her offering of treats that she hopped in her car and mowed the ungrateful little prick down in the prime of its life. Pretty sure that bit happened because Florida.

About 5:45 p.m. Saturday, Lindgren tried luring the duck with a piece of candy at 515 Heritage Oaks Court, but when the duck did not approach, Lindgren drove her vehicle across a lawn and ran over it “at a high rate of speed,” according to an arrest report.

One witness said Lindgren had “stalked” the duck, the affidavit says.

She’s been charged with felony animal cruelty and at last word was in the Pinellas County Jail, where hopefully she stays away from the inmate cigarettes and candy trading system so no one gets killed.

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