You can tell it’s the start of a new year when the check out the stupid ass names that got inflicted on children articles start coming out.
Today, we’re traveling to the United Kingdom, where the Bounty Parenting Club has compiled various lists and statistics on this year’s child abuse…sorry, baby naming trends among British parents.
Boys Most Unusual Names 2013
Is Tucker really that unusual? It’s a dumb name, but I feel like there are Tuckers floating around everywhere, at least in my part of the world. Is the fruitiness just now getting across the ocean?
That’s a girl’s name on a boy, something that happens here all the time. Is that another new deal for the English?
Which is exactly what you’ll need to make it through life unharmed and without a drinking problem thanks to some of these handles.
Yes, as in Lindsay.
Girls Most Unusual Names 2013
When you’re down to naming your daughter after the contents of the cup you’re staring into, just let somebody else do it. I hope young Tea kicks her father in the bag for agreeing to this.
This one, so the story tells me, is a Cockney rhyming slang term meaning cup of tea. In other words, somebody had twins.
Like the Magazine or the Madonna song that’s now unfortunately stuck in my head. Hang on a second. Ahh, there we go.
Moving right along…
Gee Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?
Remember what I said about child abuse?
On second thought, maybe Tea isn’t so bad.
That’s a cartoon pig, people! Say hi to puppy when you get to therapy.
Yes, that Nirvana.
I’ll leave you with that as an apology of sorts for the Madonna thing.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be making a few calls to Children’s Aid.