So yeah, this Chris Pagano fella is pretty strange, it seems.
The charges stem from three incidents – one in January 2013 on Frankford Avenue near Bleigh; one Jan. 5 on Frankford Avenue near Princeton; and another Jan. 5 on Chippendale Street near Erdrick – in which he allegedly approached women with his genitals exposed and asked them to perform sexual acts on him with a piece of Swiss cheese.
And those, it appears, are just the ones they can pin on him right now. He’s apparently been at this for a while, including online where you’d think maybe he’d have more success. Nope.
Several women from Northeast Philadelphia told police that they had been approached by Pagano, who also allegedly posted about his fetish in detail on Craigslist and on various dating websites.
Gabby Chest, a Bridesburg native, told the Daily News that Pagano contacted her on OkCupid in 2012, asking her to “perform masturbation on him” with Swiss cheese.
Gabby Chest can’t possibly be someone’s honest to god name, can it?
Pagano is currently locked up with bail set at $30,000. He’s charged with stalking, indecent exposure and related offenses, whatever those are.
