So…here we are. The Blue Jays play their first real game of the year today. As years go, this is going to be…a year. I of course have my mandatory opening day optimism, but I seriously can’t get a handle on what my expectations should be. On one hand this team looks an awful lot […]
I’m not sure how long they’ve had one since I’ve only been using it for a little while, but if you’re blind and shop at FreshCo, I’ve got some good news. They, like Food Basics, now have a screenreader accessible version of their weekly flyer. The implementation needs more than a little work, at least […]
Remember that time the British cop tased a blind guy because he thought his white cane was a samurai sword? Well, the wheels of justice have turned as the wheels of justice do, and the hammer of harsh punishment has been swung squarely in the direction of the officer in question. As such, it has […]
I don’t have much time to write this, but I figured I would try. Yesterday marks the anniversary of when I got Tansy. Can anyone else believe that’s possible? The only way I know for sure is that dates don’t lie. She came into my room in her maniacal fashion, and I pretty much fell […]
So, there was a bonus video of kids reacting to rotary phones. It’s amazing that they could come up with that much good bonus footage. Here it is. Enjoy. I feel really really old. Apparently I’m supposed to be dead by now!
And now, here’s Gill with a post of some sort. Whenever people ask me a generic question like “what are you up to?` I will often give my very average height of five feet four and a half inches. Similarly whenever people ask other lighthearted questions I am given to answering in the same smart […]
This is something else right here. KIDS REACT TO ROTARY PHONES The oldest kid in this video is 13, which means he was probably born in 2001 and that…it means that ohmygod they never didn’t have internet and cell phones and I’m seriously friggin old is what it means.
This is awful. I love it. Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, “Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen.” One of the buffalo turned to the other and said, “You know, I think I just heard a discouraging word.”
Call me crazy, but something tells me that if you’re sitting around with your buddies trying to figure out what to name your new band and “Cum Dumpster”, “Butt Trumpet” or “The Fuckin’ Shit Biscuits” are among your best ideas, commercial success probably isn’t the first thing on your mind. And you know what? That’s […]
When Carin and I write news stories, we can pretty much call them whatever the hell we want. But sadly, our “real reporter” friends don’t enjoy that same degree of editorial freedom. So it’s nice to see that there exists a place where all of the clever/funny/that’s just wrong headlines I know for a fact […]