He Can Use His Year In The Holder To Read Up On Who Eric Holder Is

The life of an identity thief seems so complicated. All the detail mining and document falsification and track covering and making sure one of your victims isn’t United States Attorney General Eric Holder and…Ahhh crap! According to the Justice Department, Tadesse and another co-defendant swiped names and Social Security numbers from websites and used them […]

Police Have Charged Him With His Name, Essentially

Michelle passed this along with the subject line “best name for a flasher ever.” If it’s not the best, it’s certainly waaaaaaaaaaay up there. Ottawa man with Indecent Act and Mischief¬† (Ottawa) – The Ottawa Police Service Sexual Assault and Child Abuse Section have charged a 62 year old Ottawa man following an incident at […]

I’m Going To Hit Some Bicycles, I’m Going To Kill A Tike. And When I Hit Those Bicycles, I’m Going To Sue Them If I’d Like

For some reason I’m really crappy at remembering to give shoutouts to people who send me things. So before I forget, thanks again, Michelle! I don’t think this one quite hits the state of emergency dickitry levels of police officer sues family of man he killed, but you certainly do have to be somewhere in […]