I Can’t Believe My North American Arms Had To Pull A Gun Out Of There

Seems we’ve got another loaded gun in a vagina, everyone. I know desperate people do desperate things and whatnot, but this just seems like such a beyond horrible idea.

As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search.

The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report.

Police have charged her with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility (insert your own joke here). She is currently free after posting $6000 bond.

In an amusing side note, the rightful owner of the gun, which was stolen from a car in 2013, was tracked down and interviewed. He said that he would like “the little fellow” back, but that it would be needing “a bath in bleach.”

Personally, I’d be thinking seriously about just cutting my losses.

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