So often I read these stories and think to myself goddamn, how do you even get this drunk? This is one of those times.
Bryan Hill, 24, was behind the wheel of a 2013 Honda yesterday when police found the vehicle blocking traffic, according to an Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department report.
As detailed by a cop, Hill was “wearing only a t-shirt, underwear and one sock.” The officer added that Hill “did have pants on, but they were on his arms.
Is it weird that I just grabbed a pair of pants and tried to walk around like that for a minute?
Based on my little experiment, I’m a touch surprised he was able to drive as far as he did, and that’s before taking into account that he almost certainly had to have been wrecked out of his mind.
He was charged with public intoxication and obstructing traffic. At last report (which is likely out of date by now since this one’s a little old), he had been jailed without bond because he was wanted elsewhere.
