My Lips Are Sealed

Seeing as I’ve run across it a couple times myself and like 3 people have sent it to me, let’s all take a moment to pile on and laugh at the fellow who, in an attempt to take a picture to remember, found himself hopelessly trapped in a 32-ton vagina sculpture.

Wait…32-ton stone vagina? I think I might know her.

On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University’s institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.

According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify “the gateway to the world”.

Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student “by hand and without the application of tools”.

Heh heh heh, you said application of tools.

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