Homophones Are So Gay! Oh, And You’re Fired

Today in perhaps you should be enrolling in the school instead of running it: Language School Blogger Fired for Writing About Homophones A social media specialist for a Utah language school that teaches English to non-native speakers says he was fired for writing a blog post about homophones—words that sound the same, but carry different …

WWE Is Bringing Its Network To Canada With The Help Of Rogers, For Some Reason

Soooo…this sure is interesting. I’ve held off writing anything about the WWE Network here even though I think it sounds like a pretty amazing thing if you’re a wrestling fan. The reason is simple. They didn’t roll the damn thing out in Canada and I didn’t feel like dinking around with VPN’s and foreign subscription …

They Found All Their Stuff, Did They? Well, That Blows

You can have the best stolen loot hiding skills in the world, but when it’s your cleverness vs. a tornado, I’m betting on the tornado every time. “My house was torn up pretty badly, so I was checking things up,” Ed Cleek told ABC News. “Then someone called me and said: ‘Hey, I think that’s …

Where A Lack Of Taste And Sanity Is The Difference

Not only is this a rare do it yourself story involving a possible crazy woman, but I want you to read this snip and take note of where it took place. According to police, Dick’s staff called 911 around 5:30 p.m. to report a woman harassing customers and refusing to leave the property. The woman …

Cell Phones On My Bed Sheets Make Me Toasty

The story of the teenaged girl’s cell phone burning a hole in her bed while she slept has been all over the news the last few days, but for some reason, nobody has bothered to point out or perhaps even notice the little bit of humour in it…so allow me. The main character in this …

Was That A Good Idea? Not Even Close

No matter how funny you think your dumb joke is, it’s probably best that you don’t bust it out for the friendly local reporter asking questions and taking pictures for one of those man on the street articles if you’re a bail jumper. A college student wanted for jumping bail on a drunken driving case …

Revenge Of The Restaurant Worker

Everyone knows that when you put substandard restaurant service, impatient customers and weaponry together, a building is about to become a gunshot victim. But on the other hand, everyone also knows that there is what may or may not be a first time for everything. According to Springfield police, officers responding to a call about …

Let’s Go Rogering

Usually when a story about some pervert taking upskirt photos of women in public places comes up, it’s creepy and gross, but generally not all that interesting. It’s pretty much always a hidden bathroom camera or one of those snazzy mini cams in a shoe, some charges and the world mostly moving on. But not …