I have no idea who the hell does videos in fucking Quicktime anymore and I know even less about the origins of this one, but it’s funny. If advertising types were capable of being honest, this is what it would sound like. Yup, seems about right.
Monthly Archives: September 2014
Five Days And Counting
Dammit, Gill. Carin’s been whistling and humming this song for days now, and I’ll confess I’ve caught myself doing the same a time or 2. And even though she called this Five Days And Counting, it was sent in a few days back so assuming it’s still in her head we’re at more like 7 …
I Suck At Predictions, Plus A Couple Of Quick Night Of Champions Thoughts
I don’t have much to say about Night Of Champions. Over all, it was pretty good. Even the Divas Title match, which I worried would get bogged down with Bella stupidity, was totally fine. There isn’t a whole lot to complain about, especially with the shows being so much cheaper now. That’s not to say …
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Wonder Of Wonders. Children Can Be Named After Things Without It sounding Dumber Than Dumb
On the Blue Jays radio broadcast today, Jerry told the story of what I think may be the first instance of people naming their kid after a place or thing without it sounding completely absurd. As he tells it, a couple of Baltimore Orioles fans were having a baby. As it happens, their last name …
Too Much Information
Thanks, Gill. This is…lovely. We’ve all heard a conversation about a discomforting topic, that person talking about a rash in a very intimate spot, or someone mentioning too loud of the relati,ons they had with their partner in gory detail for everyone and their cousin to hear. Disgust After Lunch I had had some of …
Night Of Champions Predictions
There’s a WWE pay-per-view/Network Special/whatever they call those now tomorrow. Since we haven’t done so in a while, lets predict it. Night Of Champions is one of the more interesting shows to come along in several months. And when I say interesting, I mean hard to call, not my god I must see this show …
Some Common Blindness-Related Issues Made It To Cracked!
This was circulating wildly around Twitter between blind folks. Although I’ve never been accused of faking my blindness, I know that can be a thing. I don’t think Braille is totally awful, but I’m glad they brought up the point that it’s uber bulky and just because you’ve gone blind doesn’t mean you magically know …
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Coming Up Next, A Big Story About 50.50.Bean!
This made me laugh really hard. I guess, on some of India’s news channels, they have casual staff serving as news anchors. The other day, Xi Jimping, China’s president, finished up a big visit to India. But, as one unfortunate casual news anchor found out, the president’s name is not the Roman numeral 11. What …
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Bible Salesmen
This one’s a classic. I remember telling it to people all the time when I was a little kid. The minister realized his Church was getting into serious financial trouble. However, while checking the Church storeroom, he discovered dozens of cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday …
Careful With That Flask, Eugene!
We haven’t talked about people leaving their kids unbuckled, but strapping in their beer for a while. I guess we’re due. Robert Eugene Mobley put a bottle of whiskey in the car-seat, put his two-year-old kid in the front seat beside him, and didn’t even bother to buckle him in. Mobley was already quite wabbly, …