Get Out Of My House Or I’m Calling The Pigs!

Why wouldn’t a woman who allegedly used a pound of bacon on a stove top to drunkenly try burning her ex-boyfriend’s house down be sporting a name like Cameo Adawn Crispi? I mean, of course she would.

Crispi began repeatedly texting and calling her ex-boyfriend from his house on March 14, according to charging documents. The man, who was not at home, called Naples police to report the alleged harassment and told officers he did not want Crispi in his house.
The first officer to reach the house said Crispi was obviously impaired and there was smoke coming out the front door.
“I asked to come in and observed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove,” the officer wrote, noting that he also found a pound of bacon sitting on a cookie sheet on top of the kitchen stove.
“I observed the burner to be on the setting ‘High’ and the bacon to be severely burned and smoking badly,” the officer wrote.

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