A man in the Netherlands, intending to propose to his girlfriend by hoisting himself up to her window with a crane, instead had to get himself to safety when the crane fell onto the roof of a neighbouring house instead of going along with the plan. And to make matters worse, the first attempt to right it went poorly, which is a kinder, gentler way of saying that it fell on the same damn house again, causing the structure to be deemed unsafe as well as the temporary evacuation of several nearby buildings.
But on the bright side, nobody was hurt and the proposal was excepted. And as of now at least, it doesn’t appear that anyone will be charged with a crime. After a brief chateroo with the local constabulary, the newly engaged couple were allowed to head to France to celebrate on the condition that they not touch anything. I may have made that last part up.