Circumstances didn’t let me do the proper Black Friday thing last year, but that doesn’t mean that such an important occasion should be allowed to pass without even the tiniest bit of fanfare. So to save me doing the hard work myself, I shall give you Gawker’s collection of the best of the season, complete with punched out cops, fights over dolls and baby clothes and even a Walmart checkout line tasing.
By the way, how is it that we’ve never gotten a special Black Friday episode of Cops? Surely there’s more than enough material. Somebody needs to make this happen.