Not much to say here. A couple of goofs took somebody’s iPad while robbing his unlocked vehicle (Stop leaving your doors unlocked no matter how safe you think you are, everyone!), then proceeded to take photos and videos of themselves with it that were automatically uploaded to the rightful owner’s iCloud. Happens every day, it seems. But I’m mentioning this one because one of the alleged (not sure it’s necessary to say that under the circumstances but I will anyway) thieves, Dorian Markee Walker-Gaines, is said to have the word “brilliant” tattooed on his chest. So while they’re busy nailing him to the wall for everything else, I hope they remember to pop him for false advertising.