I have this song in my head, a lot, and it’s a not bad tune. The only weird thing is her voice sounds like what would happen if you gave a squirrel the powers of speech, but hey, her voice is growing on me. The problem is I really don’t know what it’s saying. We …
Monthly Archives: February 2015
How Not To Make A Terrible Radio Commercial
There are some really good, attention grabbing radio commercials floating around out there. Unfortunately, it’s hard to find them amongst all the boring, shitty ones. If you want to make radio ads but don’t want to be boring and shitty, watch these videos and don’t do any of the things shown within.
McFlippin’
According to this here news report, a fellow by the name of Marvin Tramaine Hill II managed to break his wife’s nose by way of a twice weaponized McDonald’s McChicken sandwich. why? Because, quite sensibly, he isn’t a fan of McDonald’s McChicken sandwiches. and it sounds like the two hadn’t exactly been living in marital …
What Would Happen If Barney The Dinosaur Was Scientifically Accurate?
It might go a little something like this. Sweet dreams, kids.
So Long, Leslie Gore
No doubt, most people are going to remember Lesley Gore for It’s My party, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4 but personally I’ve always been more of a You Don’t Own Meguy. And don’t even try telling me that Sunshine, Lollipops And Rainbows isn’t one of the most fun songs ever. That’s not to say there’s anything wrong with It’s …
There’s Going To Be A Town Hall Meeting About Accessible Federal Elections. Maybe They’ll Announce That Such A Thing Will Start To Exist
This sounds like it could be an interesting event. If nothing else, it should hopefully give us a sense of whether we’re ever going to see the federal system step up and at least try to match what some provinces and municipalities have already been managing on the accessible, independent voting front for several years. …
Klueless Krispy Kreme
Regardless of what some of my posts may suggest, I try very hard not to think of every marketing person as a complete idiot tool just because he’s in the ad business. I do this in spite of the fact that many in the herd make it very, very difficult. Take the geniuses at the …
Great Gobs Of Tansy Updates, Part III
Here is my last batch of Tansy observations, these are things I noticed she learned while I was dealing with the captain. Here was a sad pattern that I noticed Tansy would pick up on. Before I was ill, as soon as I would finish brushing my teeth, she would go nuts. This was because …
Great Gobs Of Tansy Updates, Part II
I still have a mountain of Tansy-related ideas. Let’s keep truckin’. In another post, I said I wanted to train Tansy to come to a whistle. Well, a week later, I got to see how I was doing. And wow, it was powerful. I would blow that whistle, and Tansy would move heaven and earth …
Great Gobs of Tansy Updates, Part I
I’m terribly behind on Tansy updates. It’s bad. How can I go for 6 months without writing a Tansy post? Oh, well, I did have the captain chasing me around for 4 of those months. Well, I guess it’s time to catch up now. This might take a couple of posts. Tansy has inherited some …
