I often say that I plan to start writing more about wrestling here again, and then promptly proceed to not do it. Truth be told, even though there’s a lot of good to be found if you look for it, a lot of what comes out of WWE week to week leaves me annoyed or …
Monthly Archives: February 2015
More Canadian TV Companies Will Be Offering WWE Network In Time For Wrestlemania
This press release started making the rounds today. It’s great news for a lot of folks, but Bell customers, which is a hell of a lot of people, are still left out. I can only imagine the sorts of silliness that could be holding that deal up. Rogers today announced that it has reached carriage …
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Anybody Got Change For A Bag Of Drugs?
It’s nice to have good friends. Friends that will bail you out of jail when you get arrested for drunk driving. Or friends that will keep a seat warm for you when you come in to bail them out when you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, but forget to unhide your bag of cocaine from …
Dork Chops
I can’t decide who’s worse here. Billy Wall who stabbed nephew Charles Williams during a fight over pork chop consumption, or Charles Williams, who is allegedly so much of a hog that he ate three of them leaving only one for Wall and zero for his girlfriend. The argument escalated and turned physical, according to …
All Aboard The Excrement Express
I’ve thankfully never had it done to me or felt the need to do it to anyone else, but leaving bags of crap on the doorsteps of those who have wronged you is, for some reason, a thing that people do. And now, rather than getting your own hands dirty or risk getting caught, you …
Smoked Bacon
There are a lot of common reasons for going on a bender. There are also some pretty ridiculous ones. But I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of anyone hitting both extremes simultaneously quite the way Chad Spohn did. Investigators say that Chad Spohn, 44, became highly intoxicated after drinking a bottle of Everclear, the 190-proof …
If You Really Believe In That Serve And Protect Stuff, You’ll Let Me Use Your Gun
Some things, no matter how many times you try them, are just never going to go well. This, for instance. “Hey, let me use your gun!” Deondrae Hall asked a Florida detective walking into the Boynton Beach Police Department headquarters. “I need to use your gun to take care of some niggas who robbed me,” …
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Easily iDentified
Not much to say here. A couple of goofs took somebody’s iPad while robbing his unlocked vehicle (Stop leaving your doors unlocked no matter how safe you think you are, everyone!), then proceeded to take photos and videos of themselves with it that were automatically uploaded to the rightful owner’s iCloud. Happens every day, it …
Hey Man, Nice Shot
I love the show Cops. I could literally watch it for hours. And now that Spike TV has taken to airing entire days worth of it, I often do. Some day, during one of these binges, I need to do my best to keep count of how many times somebody tosses away knives or guns …
Save Money, Leave Children
Tosheba Hope and Gerald Moultrie are in a group from which it’s hard to set oneself apart. Unfortunately, many are the stories of shoplifting parents who, not having money for a sitter either, choose to bring the little ones along. But unlike many, they at least had the decency to not scar the tikes for …