I can’t think of a better way to start a morning than reading about a dude with a bag on his head throwing a humping to a pack of women’s underwear in the great outdoors. So…
According to police, on Wednesday afternoon officers were respondind to a call in Oklahoma City when a witness told them that he and another woman had seen a naked man on the ground wearing what appeared to be a bag over his head.
When officers arrived, they said they saw the suspect, later identified as 26-year-old Jonathon Leon Warledo, on the other side of a fence. Officers said Warledo was lying face down on the ground completely naked. According to police, Warledo had a bag and women’s panties over his head, and he was performing a sex act with a bundle of women’s underwear.
When police inquired as to what exactly he was doing and why, he reportedly took off running. I hope his bag had eye holes.
Whether it did or didn’t soon became a non-issue, however, as officers quickly caught up with him and he was arrested on a charge of public indecency.