Christopher’s Not So Secret

I hadn’t heard of it, so I Googled extreme shopping. Unfortunately all I got were things about extreme couponing, so I guess we’ll have to stick to Christopher Durrell Glaze’s definition. According to him, extreme shopping is “when you go shopping and you talk to girls and flirt.” But I also looked up flirt, a definition for which was much easier to come by. And unfortunately for Christopher Durrell Glaze, flash women at a Florida mall wasn’t it.

Two women reported seeing Glaze, 27, exposing himself at the mall Wednesday afternoon.

The first described doing a “double take” after Glaze flashed her. As she went to report what had happened, he walked into a Victoria’s Secret store, where he encountered another woman, “pulled down the front of his pants and exposed himself completely to her,” according to the arrest report.

I’m not sure how many of you clicked the link and noticed this, but for the record, the Orlando Sentinel assigned this story to Jeff Weiner. I’m sure he’s never heard that one before, but I’m mentioning it anyway.

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