L’Eggo My Eyeball

I’m definitely more of a waffles guy than a pancakes guy, but if Carin is making me breakfast for my birthday I’m not turning either one down, and I’m certainly not poking her in the eye if she picks the wrong one.

James E. Irving Jr., 44, got into a fight with his live-in girlfriend over his birthday present and preferred celebratory breakfast, according to Gainesville Police Department.

Irving wanted pancakes and instead got waffles. To express his disdain, Irving poked his girlfriend in the eye, which prompted a call to the Police Department.

Irving’s next three presents were a handcuffing, a trip to the neighbourhood jail and a count of misdemeanor battery. Wonder which one he liked best.

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