Counting Pigs

I don’t know how you fall asleep while the police are chasing you, but if you’re going to, my guess is you have to be supremely confident, supremely intoxicated, supremely Floridian, Supremely Kevin Lee Barbour or some combination of the four.

Kevin Sweet Dreams Barbour
When the deputy activated his sirens, Barbour allegedly pulled off the road and fled on foot. The deputy reportedly chased Barbour through several yards before losing sight of him.

A K-9 unit was deployed to the scene, and the dog led deputies in a large circle before returning to the area where the deputy lost sight of Barbour. The group heard a loud noise loosely described as a “snorting wild boar,” which officers discovered was the sound of Barbour snoring while sleeping underneath a nearby trailer.

He was charged with driving with a suspended licence, criminal mischief property damage, vehicle theft and resisting an officer without violence or Breathe Right strips.

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  1. Hehehe. I was going to leave a Breathe Right strip comment. I think you might have referred to some of my snoring as snorting wild boar noise.

    1. I’m not sure if I ever said that exactly, but I do remember honestly thinking you were a broken freezer one time. I did throw that line in there for you, though.

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