Ladies Love The Hamrick Hammer

I was going to start off with a line something like “Jesus dude, obviously women don’t like that,” but it’s Florida so for all I know this could be how folks wish each other happy Wednesday.

Hal Hamrick, what ladies like.
A witness told Port St. Lucie police he saw a man in a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts exposing himself. The man twice put his genitals out for view in front of Target, and once in front of Babies “R” Us.
“Each time he attempted to use a trash receptacle as cover for the act,” an affidavit states.
Hamrick told police he was “exposing himself for the ladies.”
“He wants to find a lady and they like when he does that,” an affidavit states.

Police, however, do not like it when Hal Hamrick does that, and arrested him on a charge of indecent exposure.

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