Not Stupid

What do you want to bet this fella was pretty well shit at hide and seek?

Jordan Meier was traveling with three passengers at around 9pm when a Lancaster County Sheriff’s Office deputy pulled over his 2002 Chevrolet Monte Carlo on a Lincoln street for a traffic violation.

Meier was subsequently “placed into custody for DUI,” investigators noted. During a post-arrest inventory search of Meier’s vehicle, officers located a 16-ounce plastic container (which once held Land O’Lakes sour cream) under the front passenger seat.

Meier claimed ownership of the container, which had the words “Not Weed” written in marker on its lid.

Guess what was inside. Come on, guess. If you said more than 11 grams of weed, step forward and claim your prize. Note: when I say prize, what I really mean is not prize, because I have nothing to give you.

Unsurprisingly, Meier got a possession charge tacked onto the trouble he was already in. Or maybe it was a not possession not charge. I’m not exactly sure how this works.

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  1. Maybe this fellow tried to learn from Rebekah. “I can’t just write ‘weed’ on it. Maybe ‘not weed’ would work?”

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