Down At The Bay, Where The Bargain Hunters Go, He Bought Some Gitch, With Size Unknown

And now, a rare moment of Canadian Parliamentary hilarity not caused by either Justin Trudeau or the conservative of the week saying something stupid and/or offensive. This is Pat Martin explaining why he kind of sort of may have left his seat for a second during a vote. Seems he had to oversee a cabinet …

More Good News. WWE Network Access Through The Mobile App Is Now Available To Canadians

Yesterday, WWE put an end to last summer’s talk that Rogers would be building its own standalone version of a WWE Network app by pushing out an update giving Canadians access to the Network through the company’s own app. On every level, this is a much more sensible way to go. Anything Rogers could build …

Counting Pigs

I don’t know how you fall asleep while the police are chasing you, but if you’re going to, my guess is you have to be supremely confident, supremely intoxicated, supremely Floridian, Supremely Kevin Lee Barbour or some combination of the four. When the deputy activated his sirens, Barbour allegedly pulled off the road and fled …

Before He Pulled That Tooth, He Should Have Pulled Something Else. Over Would Have Been Good

This may amuse no one but me, but since when has that ever been a barrier? A truck driver took his hands off the wheel in order to pull a loose tooth that was bothering him, causing his rig to drive off the road, into a ditch and jack-knife into some trees. This unfortunate bit …

It’s A Mailbox, Not A Malebox

This is why they let bartenders cut you off, I’m pretty certain. Katie Beattie, prosecuting, told the court that on September 9 last year the complainant heard shouting and swearing outside her window. The witness saw the drunken 45-year-old defendant arguing with a woman. After the woman left, Bennett lay down on a bench in …

No Goodness For Chef Boy Oh Boy

Officers investigating an alarm at the empty Oxgangs Police Station building in the south-west of Edinburgh, Scotland, found a window had been smashed and someone had broken in. On entering, they discovered 38-year old Lynton Frazer cooking himself a mixture of ravioli, Weetabix and milk in a saucepan. He told them he had been hungry. …