It’s become a morning routine to have CBC Radio 2 on as I get ready for work. Because of this, we discovered something that Tom Power does every weekday morning around 8:20 ish. He calls it the great big sing-along. Basically, he picks a song that bunches of us know the words to, and says …
Monthly Archives: May 2015
Fussy Eater
Fussy Eater Part 1. Fussy Eater Part 2. Been meaning to put this one up for a while not just because it’s a classic, but because I think about it pretty much every day since Carin and I have a tendency to quote the hell out of it in our everyday lives. We never buy …
I Blame Twitter For This Song Being In My Head
It seems the topic of vasectomy has come up a bunch on my Twitter timeline…don’t ask me why. But because everybody seems to be talking about it, they put this Bowser and Blue song in my head. Well at least it’s a good song. And now you can all have it in your heads too. …
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People Actually Say Some Of These Wrong?
Here is a video about 79 words everyone gets wrong. I was feeling pretty good…but then along came officially, mauve and crepe, and maybe lava and pasta. I knew about forte but if I said it like “fort”, everyone would look at me funny. And there’s no friggin way I would say Wikipedia like wee-kee-pedia. …
The Last Name Game
I haven’t posted in forever, and I need to fix that. So why don’t I start off by posting a silly little game that I stole from someone’s Facebook page? Every answer must start with the first letter of your last name! Last Name : Headrick An animal: horse A boys name: Henry A girls …
Before We Get Started, Let Me Show You How I Got My Last Name
A Toronto area psychologist is under investigation for sexually assaulting at least 3 of his male patients during incidents that so far date back to 2001. If you know anything about or may have been a victim of Dr. Vincent Hung Lo, the Peel police’s Special Victim’s Unit would like to hear from you. The …
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Crook Arrested For Burglary
Literally. Josephine Crook, 49, was arrested at a Kohl’s department store on the 1200 block of South Fremont Avenue and is suspected of commercial burglary and possession of burglary tools. Crook allegedly was in possession of a pair of wire cutters and a pair of scissors. She’s accused of not paying for underwear that were …
I’m Hungry. Think I’ll Hit The Nobody’s Driving Through
We hear about multi-vehicle accidents and truck load spills all the time, but I can’t remember another instance of those circumstances coming together to make a giant road omelette. According to officials on the scene, the first truck overturned after its axle snapped, spilling thousands of eggs all over the roadway. The truck that caused …
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Wizzing On The Electric Fence Doesn’t Sound So Bad Now
I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but if you’re going to rob a store of one of its fish tanks or quite literally anything else, stop for a leak *before* the heist. This is always true, but especially because the wasps you’re hosing down give zero fucks that the cops are on your trail. …
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Mountain Do
Don’t do meth, everyone. Dominic Howells, prosecuting, said the owner of an allotment near Harwood Street found the shed had been broken into and the contents spread all around. Among the wreckage she found the teddy bear. “That was passed to the police and semen found inside came back to this defendant,” said Mr Howells. …