Alright. There’s Only One Way To Settle This. Whoever’s Phone Can Call An Ambulance The Fastest Wins!

I have no idea why, but the iPhone vs. Android debate can get pretty intense sometimes. They’re just phones that you’ll be replacing in 2 or 3 years, losers! Get a life. But as nasty as it can be, I think this here brings things to a new low.

Tulsa police say a woman found a man covered in blood, stumbling around the parking lot of the Evergreen Apartments around 1 a.m.
When police arrived at the apartment complex, they learned that the roommates had been drinking and arguing over their mobile phones.
Police say the two men broke beer bottles and stabbed each other with them. One of the men smashed a bottle over the back of the other man’s head.

Both imbeciles were taken to hopefully different parts of the same local hospital for treatment.

Police, meanwhile, aren’t sure who to charge with what or if anyone will be charged at all.

It’s also unclear who won the argument, but my vote is for whoever was hurt less.

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