Don’t Make Me Throw Tea On You, You Old Bag

Sign I’ve been doing this for a while: I’m about to write the words this is pretty much your standard Floridian trailer park food feud arrest without so much as batting an eye.

The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office was called shortly before 11:30 p.m. Friday to the Ponderosa Mobile Home Park on U.S. 1 in Bunnell, according to an arrest report. Howard’s 50-year-old mother, Kimberly Miller, accused the suspect of coming home drunk and angry and then making a plate of chicken and biscuits, deputies said.
Miller told Howard the food wasn’t hers. Howard told her mother she didn’t care who it belonged to and eventually smashed the plate in the sink, according to the arrest report.
Howard, after being told to leave the house, punched her mother in the face, shoved her and threw tea on her, deputies reported.
Miller took Howard’s keys and called law enforcement, according to the report.

I’m most curious about to whom the tea belonged, because I’ve never seen anyone have chicken, biscuits and tea at the same time before.

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