Wait wait wait. KFC sells cake?
As Abts-Olsen and his partner Cliff Borjeson rolled to the scene, details of the attack trickled in from dispatchers: “Unknown male was throwing cake at employees.” Followed by the ominous: “They can no longer sell the cake.”
Employees told the two officers that a man walked into the store, threw a KFC-brand cake at them and then left.
Fortunately, the man’s aim was off.
We know neither why this fellow was so upset nor who he is, as staff at the restaurant didn’t get a good look at him probably because woe, flying cake, you guys!
But more importantly, why didn’t any of you tell me that KFC sells cake?