Just a few quick ones I found in the email.
*A husband goes up to a wishing well, throws in a penny … ploop! … nothing happens.
Then his wife takes out a penny. She walks up, trips ass over head, falls into the wishing well and drowns.
I’ll be damned,” he says. “It works!”
*Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
*Two guys are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it’s supposed to go.
The first guy says, “Why don’t you go over and ask them if we can play through?”
The second guy gets about halfway there, but then turns around and runs back.
“What’s wrong,” the first guy asks.
“One of them’s my wife and the other one’s my mistress,” he replies.
The first guy says, “Yeah, that could be a problem. I’ll go over.”
He gets about halfway there before he too turns around and runs back.
The second guy says, “What’s wrong?”
The first guy says, “Small world.”