The Great Non-Robbery Robbery That Was A Robbery But Wasn’t Or At Least Shouldn’t Be, You Know What I Mean?

Dominyk Alfonseca definitely handed a bank teller a robbery note. She definitely put money on the counter for him. He was definitely arrested with a bag full of cash. We know these things are definites because he posted photos and videos on his Instagram of all but one of those things happening and admits to […]

Baseball, Books And More Music Than I Could Possibly Listen To? Please Take My Money, TuneIn

Often when I open the TuneIn Radio app, I’m greeted with a pitch for the premium service. Now and then I’ve thought about trying it out since what it offers sounds pretty decent, but I’ve never bothered to give it a go. But it seems I may have to get off my arse and just […]

Call The Cops And I’ll Kill You! No Way. You’ll Just Back Out Like You Always Do, You Jerk

I’ve lost count of how many times some fool has called the cops to straighten out a less than desirable drug transaction and I can even recall a prostitution deal or two going wrong over the years with similar results. But a customer and his hired hitman both calling the police to settle the monetary […]

If You’re Wanting To Try To Sell Hot Pizza Pies, Just Forget It

Good: Making money. Bad: By steeling 5 cases of frozen pizza from a local warehouse and attempting to sell them. Worse: To the town’s police department. Troopers in Nome received reports of a burglary at the Gambell Native Store warehouse at around 10:00 a.m. Sunday in the village of Gambell. Investigations revealed that 29-year-old John […]

Ducks In A Bar

Three little ducks waddle into a bar. “Good afternoon!” the bartender says to the first duck. “What’s your name?” “Huey,” the duck says. “How’s your day been, Huey?” “Great. Lovely day. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” said Huey. “That’s nice,” said the bartender. He turned to […]

Shoot Me Once, Shame On You. Shoot Me Twice, Shame ON Me. Shoot Me 3 Times…?

File this one under some folks never learn. A man shot and wounded Sunday night near 18th and Emmet was shot and wounded in the same neighborhood last September. Omaha police Monday said Ran’dell Busch, 27, was in critical, but stable condition following the shooting late Sunday night.  Police found him wounded after responding to […]